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An action deserves to be donde once the following conditions are met:
It must make a female weak at the knees
It must be extraordinarily crafted by the skill of a thousand warriors sages and ninjas
It must then preceed to make a man ejaculate, once these conditions are met an action is then subsequently allowed to be called Dondè, the word can be enhanced by using dondelicious this is when it is far superior to a donde action.
That my friend was fucking dondè
dondè by gOD1234567890123 July 26, 2011
A condom filled up with lube and cum and tied.
Hey what was that thing on your floor last night?

Oh that was my donde.
Donde means "where?"
nigga 1-Donde Esta mi negro amigo
nigga 2- hola teno 28 anos
donde by backin1987 September 1, 2022

Donde estan las muchachas bonitas

Spanish for "Where are all the pretty girls?"
John went to the senior center hoping to find a hot volunteer worker for a girl and said "Donde estan las muchachas bonitas?"

donde that 

1. An exclamation of affirmation. (Similar to "True, that." or "Amen!")
2. I agree.
3. A vote of approval.
Guy 1: "Man, it's really hot today!"
Guy 2: "Donde that!"

Guy 1: "I kicked Jeff's ass in Halo."
Aaron: "Donde that!"
donde that by ggarcia June 12, 2005

Donde está la biblioteca 

I don't bargain pumpkin fucker
I did take 8th grade Spanish so, donde está la biblioteca?

Which literally translates to, I don't bargain pumpkin fucker.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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