Don Scoop

When a male sits down to urinate, not wiping the driplets from his head, stands up and puts his sexual extremities into goat formation, and the female then proceeds to give a blowjob. The driplets then settle in the girls molars and when he cums, she lets it run onto her chest. She retrieves the settled urine drops from her molars and scoops the cum off her chest and mixes the two into a tasty pina cumlada. Scrumptious!

Yesterday, my girl was thirsty for a pina cumlada, so i gave her a don scoop.

by Poppy Dockins September 20, 2009

Scooby Don't

The act of spreading peanut butter over your genitalia in order to entice your dog to lick it off.

"Timmy I can see peanut butter all over your underwear! Don't tell me you've been doing Scooby Don't with Buster again."

"I've never heard anyone say Scooby Don't is legal... but I've never heard anyone say that it's illegal either."

"I swear I didn't mean for Spike to lick my nuts! It was an accidental case of Scooby Don't!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 31, 2017

Don't get scoobed

A term used to inform others to not be scoobed, or screwed over.
To be scoobed is to have your operation completely ruined.

Man 1: "I have a big project I am working on."
Man 2: "Don't get scoobed."

by lcgann July 11, 2023

Don't have a scoobie

When you have absolutely no idea at all; clueless.

Person A: "yo u know how to solve that 1 question on the homework?"

Person B: "i'll have a look" "nah mate i don't have a scoobie"

by AMT_ May 16, 2022