Don Scoop 

When a male sits down to urinate, not wiping the driplets from his head, stands up and puts his sexual extremities into goat formation, and the female then proceeds to give a blowjob. The driplets then settle in the girls molars and when he cums, she lets it run onto her chest. She retrieves the settled urine drops from her molars and scoops the cum off her chest and mixes the two into a tasty pina cumlada. Scrumptious!

Yesterday, my girl was thirsty for a pina cumlada, so i gave her a don scoop.

Don Scoop by Poppy Dockins September 20, 2009

Scooby Don't

The act of spreading peanut butter over your genitalia in order to entice your dog to lick it off.

"Timmy I can see peanut butter all over your underwear! Don't tell me you've been doing Scooby Don't with Buster again."

"I've never heard anyone say Scooby Don't is legal... but I've never heard anyone say that it's illegal either."

"I swear I didn't mean for Spike to lick my nuts! It was an accidental case of Scooby Don't!

Scooby Don't by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 31, 2017

Don't get scoobed 

A term used to inform others to not be scoobed, or screwed over.
To be scoobed is to have your operation completely ruined.

Man 1: "I have a big project I am working on."
Man 2: "Don't get scoobed."

Don't get scoobed by lcgann July 11, 2023

Don't have a scoobie 

When you have absolutely no idea at all; clueless.

Person A: "yo u know how to solve that 1 question on the homework?"

Person B: "i'll have a look" "nah mate i don't have a scoobie"

Don't have a scoobie by AMT_ May 16, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008