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Don't Ditch 

A phrase that's used when a friend is acting flaky about attending an event or outing. They either hesitate or don't make an effort to follow through with their intentions.

This can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.
You: You going to come out tonight?
Them: Uh yea I should be able to make it...
You: You gonna come or not? Don't Ditch.

(After the event has passed and they didn't attend)

You: You totally ditched.
Don't Ditch by bridgettspeaking November 21, 2011
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Ding-Dong Don't Ditch 

Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.
Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.
Ding-Dong Don't Ditch by NH GROSS October 4, 2009

national don’t ditch ur gf day

National don’t ditch your gf day
Addie: Lets go to the movies!
Zach: Yess
addie gets all excited

Zach: Can’t go anymore byeeee
Morgan: Wow zach you really did this on national don’t ditch ur gf day
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026