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john dolmayan 

John Dolmayan is the drummer for the band System of a Down. As a drummer, he is noted for his high-hat to snare combo. He has recorded 4 albums with the group, with HYPNOTIZE, the band's other half of their double album, MEZMERIZE/HYPNOTIZE, to follow late September, 2005. In my own opinion, when I listen to his drumming, I feel like I'm hearing 2 drummers instead of only one. As other critics have said, he has a "schizophrenic" style of drumming. Serj Tankian, lead singer for System of a Down, has been noted for saying that he is always trying to make John crack a smile on stage. He tries to keep a straight face and not get put off beat. By keeping a straight face and wearing a black suit, he is said to resemble a member of the Russian Mafia. All in all, all drummers should aspire to one day have the skill of this man.
"So John, describe you happiness with the group's success with your new album in 1 word, what would you say?"


"..............pwns."
john dolmayan by ChristJebus September 2, 2005
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John Dolmayan 

A member of System of a Down and Scars on Broadway and is the most kickass drummer in the world! Plays on an awesome Tama set, and has a set that is covered in comic book art. Owns and runs Torpedo comics and has a huge personal collection of comics as well. Also seems to be a huge perv, his favorite movie is Taboo 2.
Hey did you hear that drummer talk shit? Fucker thinks he's better John Dolmayan.
John Dolmayan by CDoris October 9, 2008
After actor Neil Patrick Harris (a.k.a. Doogie Howser M.D.) came out of the closet, he became "Doogay".
The world shall now know me as "Doogay", as I now renounce my former monicker "Doogie".

On 2 November 2006, after an unsubstantiated report about Harris's sexuality and his "longtime sweetheart" actor David Burtka surfaced on www.canada.com1, the actor's publicist issued a denial, stating that Harris "is not of that persuasion." However, a day later, Harris told People that he is gay. The actor's statement read:

"The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships. So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love." 2
Doogay by Jeff Ross November 9, 2006
After actor Neil Patrick Harris (a.k.a. Doogie Howser M.D.) came out of the closet, he became "Doogay".
The world shall now know me as "Doogay", as I now renounce my former monicker "Doogie".

On 2 November 2006, after an unsubstantiated report about Harris's sexuality and his "longtime sweetheart" actor David Burtka surfaced on www.canada.com1, the actor's publicist issued a denial, stating that Harris "is not of that persuasion." However, a day later, Harris told People that he is gay. The actor's statement read:

"The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships. So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love." 2
Doogay by Jeff Ross November 10, 2008
“Dude, Donald sucked my dick.”
“That’s means he’s Dongay.”
dongay by Meme Lorde May 25, 2018
shite hole full of scum sucking, soulless biatches
dlgay-yay-yippy-yippy-gay
dlgay by thepinkmonkeyqueen December 9, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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