Dole monkey

Jobless northerner, usually 18-30, lacks basic language skills. Hangs around bus shelters and kiddies parks waiting for the day he can go collect his benefits.

Look at that dole monkey on the kiddies swings.

Dole monkey by tn2burble December 22, 2008

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Dole money

Benefits, Universal Credit, Job-seeker's allowance, Personal Independence Payment (PIP) and so on...

Friend: Want to do something today?

Me: I can't as I am working to pay your dole money!

Dole money by Jack Spank9049 March 8, 2025

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