Doinkle Smurf Share definition Flag Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America. I wish that doinkle smurf would share the blunt. Doinkle Smurf by TheSupremeConnor May 9, 2018 Get the Doinkle Smurf mug.