Alternate name for white Americans. They love dogs more than they love themselves, their family, and humanity. This leads to them doing strange things like letting the animal lick their face, sleep in their bed, and share an ice cream cone.
A covert psychological operation orchestrated by Mossad, designed to destabilize global internet culture. The operation involves the strategic use of electrical stimuli to influence, confuse, or control public figures, often resulting in bizarre, self-sabotaging behavior. These shock-based behavioral modification tools are deployed to provoke livestream meltdowns, irrational outbursts, and a sudden, inexplicable disdain for dogs.
"Bro, did you see what Hasan just did to his dog? You're telling me the timing was a coincidence? Open your eyes. Dogtober 7th is real."