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doggybag 

a paper bag in which to take home your paid for but uneaten food from a restuarant to give to your pets (often not given to the pets at all)

A doggybag sounds on the surface like a good idea.

Lets not waste good food, give it to our household pets.

recycling - green - modern - intelligent

Think a little more deeply about it and you discover that it is a perfect example for what is wrong with our western, modern, industrialised, profit run way of living.

doggybag's exist because we cooked too much food . They are there to salve our conscience after we have just paid for a meal and not been able to finish it.

There are no doggybags in many countries around the world. The concept of a doggybag would be alien to them and yet for us it is a normal object of daily living.

It is a marketing ploy, a branding tool and more than that, a con trick
"waiter, I am sorry the steak was very good but there was too much on the plate...could I please have a doggybag to take it home for my dog? "
doggybag by doggybag August 19, 2004
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doggybag 

A doggybag is made from the skin of your dead dog. It is recycling and reusing the dog, so you can still take it out for a walk with you.
Example: Who made that lovely doggybag for you?
doggybag by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

doggybag 

A bag for drowning an unwanted dog in.
Example: Any bag can be used as a doggybag as long as it sinks, when you put a few bricks in it.
doggybag by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

Doggybag 

When you bang a girl from behind whilst she tickles your balls.
I couldn't believe it, she went for the Doggybag. There I was just smashing her in from behind and suddenly she decides to start giving my balls a tickle at the same time. It was just something else...
Doggybag by Twitch & Spin June 17, 2019

Filipino doggy bag 

It's when the girl you just hooked up with takes a shit in your clogged toilet, is too embarrassed to tell you, so scoops it out and takes it home in her purse.
"Bro... that girl I took home last night left my place with a Filipino doggy bag"

doggy bag 

a bag used for carrying home uneaten food from a restaurant.
Do you have a doggy bag for my dessert?
doggy bag by Light Joker April 23, 2005

doggy bag 

After discontinuing anal sex, spreading the cheeks while inserting ones balls.
Man, I beat her ass up so good I could've given her a doggy bag.
doggy bag by 100 Proof July 29, 2008