dog nutter

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.

My dog nutter gf can never stay at my house cuz she has to always take care of her animals.

dog nutter by G$hustle February 10, 2024

dog nutter

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.

My dog nutter gf can never stay at my house cuz she has to always take care of her animals.

dog nutter by G$hustle February 10, 2024

Dog nutter

A person highly obsessed with dogs, a dangerous, disgusting monster. There are dog nutters who take them in public without a leash, in defiance of health and safety laws and are prejudiced against people who don't like dogs. A dog nutter victim blames those who are mauled for no reason. They also may find cuteness in dogs shitting. They have no respect for others because it's the dog before the human. Dog nutters can be some of the worst Karens out there.

Hey dog nutter. You can't bring the dog in here where people tryna eat.

Dog nutter by Sir Carlton March 3, 2024

dog nutter

Dog nutter is someone who does prioritize their pet over everything else.
Nutters are persons you shouldnt waste your time with.

Dog nutters are stupid.

dog nutter by creeper-lurkki January 9, 2026

Dog Nutted Outfit 

This is to refer to someone that is being dumb

Johny stop being a Dog Nutted Outfit and do it right

Dog Nutted Outfit by Bubba2bad44 March 4, 2022

Dognutter 

Someone obsessed with dogs to the point of annoyance. Similar to pitnutters, they believe their dogs are never at fault for anything, and could care less about the damage caused by their pets. Never leave their dogs alone, riling them up even if the dog is barking.

Juliana is a total dognutter. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a furry.

Dognutter by sonnenraddest March 10, 2019

Dognutter 

The most annoying type of pet owner and they bring us dog-owners shame and bad reputation. They have a near-obsessive and co-dependent relationship with their dog. The pet becomes more important than any other human in their life (partner, children, or siblings). The dog is never wrong, the dog is their priority in their life, the dog never leaves their side. They can never make compromises when it comes to the pet because of its "anxiety'' (train it), they rarely ask permission to bring the dog on dates or to gatherings, they assume everyone loves their dog because its "cute". They lack dog-owner etiquettes and bring their dog to meet others in the streets, without asking permission first. Then they hate on any other dogs that don't get along with theirs. They make dog ownership a full-time job with no flexibility and act like know-it-alls.

Source: most girls in LA that I dated.

"What happened with Jenny!?"
"Her therapist said she had a codependence with her dog, her husband filed for a divorce cause he didn't want to continue competing for attention with a dog and her kids call her a dognutter and hate her guts.

"How did your date go?"
"Horribly. She brought her dog to the beach and didn't go swim because the dog didn't want to get in and she just kept talking about her dog like it was the most interesting conversation to have."
"Wow, what a dognutter."

"Let's take a trip to Italy,"
"I can't, I don't trust anyone to take care of my baby a whole week, I can't survive that long without her!"

That old lady dognutter that has a barking dog or smelly one in an airplane, not caring of how stinky the dog actually is or if anyone with allergies are near.

A dognutter would say...

"Dogs are more loyal than any man I dated"
"You come secondary to my dog, sorry not sorry"
"I can't sleep without my dog next to me,"
"It's the only animal that matter, the most loyal one!"

Dognutter by surfhamburger January 25, 2021