Dog drunk

Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.

Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.

Dog drunk by Laskan Tony October 6, 2022

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NC Drunk Dog

A raw hot dog cut in half lengthwise, placed on a a hoagie roll, drenched in barbecue sause.

I ate that NC Drunk Dog and cummed in my pants

NC Drunk Dog by The Gang 08 August 14, 2009

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dog drink brown edition

a special drink made from blending dog shit and mixing in dog piss and then putting it into a cup.

guy 1:this dog drink brown edition tastes SOOO good.

guy 2 :yeah I agree.

dog drink brown edition by Greypupy August 14, 2021

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Marley the Water Drinkin Dog

The dog of many spirit animals. Taking the form of the squirrel most the time but also taking the form of the cow, seal, horse, whale, donkey, goat, eagle, panda, fish, sloth, snail, cheetah, pig, and also a older black woman, possibly Aunt Jemima.

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog is the squirrel of the world.

Marley the Water Drinkin Dog by trashymashy February 20, 2015

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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