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to jerk off with your thumb toward the base of your penis
(action verb) Meric frequently dog paw's to pictures in National Geographic.
dog paw by Shockers May 5, 2006
When a dog stands in shit which results in them gaining a dog paw.
Fido just stood in shit and now he has a dog paw.
dog paw by Jeeves and Wooster May 17, 2007

dirty dog paw

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.
I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!
dirty dog paw by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024

Dog's Paw Tuesday 

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.
This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

Dog Paws 

A popular college drinking game that is similar to "Edward 40 Hands", only the difference is that instead of fourties, you hold two bottles of MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog". The rules of the game are that you always have a bottle in each hand (With the option of duct taping them to your hand so nobody backs out), and you HAVE to finish both bottles.
Jim - "Dude, let's play some Edward 40 Hands tonight!"
DJ - "Naw man, I'm not feeling beer. Let's get sexy drunk off some wine!"
Jim - "Even better! We can do both! Let's play some Dog Paws!"
Dog Paws by IMcINasty September 30, 2009

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws 

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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