Dog Kisser

A white-ass girl who probably kisses her dog.

Fuck Hannah, she’s a dog kisser.

Dog Kisser by Fuckdreamstans101 March 22, 2021

the dog fucked the ass-kisser 

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.

A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.

the dog fucked the ass-kisser by Gabric October 23, 2022

slipping dog kisses 

Kissing while gradually falling to the ground with continually spreading legs.

Tina was so drunk Friday she was slopping slipping dog kisses on that dude outside the bar.

slipping dog kisses by Dave Kurkpatrique February 7, 2014

dongkisser 

someone who kisses dongs.
see dong.

she loves to kiss dong

dongkisser by tanis October 21, 2004

Dogkisser 

Alternate name for white Americans. They love dogs more than they love themselves, their family, and humanity. This leads to them doing strange things like letting the animal lick their face, sleep in their bed, and share an ice cream cone.

Look at those dogkissers over there listening to country music.

Tell that dogkisser to hurry up.

Dogkisser by H00dDaddy October 28, 2021