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adam doesnt exist 

This is a conspiracy theory about, Adam doesnt exist.
Have you seen Adam and Zsófi in at the same time?

No,because Adam doesnt exist!
adam doesnt exist by Asfissia October 23, 2017

love doesn't exist 

A rare awareness that the concept, love is just an abstraction of a chemical process in the human brain.
A: I'm so in love with her.

B: That's just an endorphin rush from interacting with a compatible personality. Love doesn't exist.

doesn’t exist 

when something is so ridiculous that it shouldn’t even be real
mom: wow, that tiger king show is crazy!
me: i know, right? like it doesn’t exist
mom:
me:
mom: ...the fuck you mean

Iowa Doesn't Exist

A band. Undoubtedly, one of the bands to ever exist. With tons of and, they have taken the US by storm and will go down in history as the band.
"Hey dude, did you see Iowa Doesn't Exist last night?"
"..who?"

Jharkhand doesn't exist 

Jharkhand is a state in Republic of India. Reddit users in India started this copypasta that Jharkhand doesn't exist, much like the copypasta 'Women don't exist'
You know Priyanka Chopra does not exist, because she was born in Jharkhand, and Jharkhand doesn't exist.
Jharkhand doesn't exist by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Pics or it doesn't exist 

What someone says when questioning the existence of an awesome beard.
"-Wow William, that's an awesome beard you've got!"
"-Pics or it doesn't exist!"
Pics or it doesn't exist by seski89 January 22, 2013
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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