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Doza riaz's dad doesnt exist
Tim:thats you
Jorj:yeas
Tim: i doesnt exist
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adam doesnt exist 

This is a conspiracy theory about, Adam doesnt exist.
Have you seen Adam and ZsĂłfi in at the same time?

No,because Adam doesnt exist!
adam doesnt exist by Asfissia October 23, 2017

love doesn't exist 

A rare awareness that the concept, love is just an abstraction of a chemical process in the human brain.
A: I'm so in love with her.

B: That's just an endorphin rush from interacting with a compatible personality. Love doesn't exist.

doesn’t exist 

when something is so ridiculous that it shouldn’t even be real
mom: wow, that tiger king show is crazy!
me: i know, right? like it doesn’t exist
mom:
me:
mom: ...the fuck you mean

Iowa Doesn't Exist

A band. Undoubtedly, one of the bands to ever exist. With tons of and, they have taken the US by storm and will go down in history as the band.
"Hey dude, did you see Iowa Doesn't Exist last night?"
"..who?"

Jharkhand doesn't exist 

Jharkhand is a state in Republic of India. Reddit users in India started this copypasta that Jharkhand doesn't exist, much like the copypasta 'Women don't exist'
You know Priyanka Chopra does not exist, because she was born in Jharkhand, and Jharkhand doesn't exist.
Jharkhand doesn't exist by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Pics or it doesn't exist 

What someone says when questioning the existence of an awesome beard.
"-Wow William, that's an awesome beard you've got!"
"-Pics or it doesn't exist!"
Pics or it doesn't exist by seski89 January 22, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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