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Dodge the Dog 

1) Avoiding the person you are semi-embarrassed for having been involved with, as in a one night stand.

2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.
1) "Man, I just managed to dodge the dog. Lucky you were here to talk to so I didn't have to acknowledge that dude I hooked up with last week."

2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?

Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.
Dodge the Dog by tsukoi August 18, 2011

Dodger Dog 

The 12 inch dick of any Dodger fan. Superior to that of all Giants and Padres fans
You think Berry Bonds is good? SUCK MY DODGER DOG, Giants bitch!

dodger dog 

Sucking a man's penis while having your middle, index and thumb fingers extended outward, meanwhile, bending your ring and pincky finger towards the palm while waving THAT hand.
Blake gave me a wicked dodger dog last night and I gave him a wicked Dirty Sanchez and pearl necklace in return.
dodger dog by BettyBigBertha May 16, 2006

triple dog dodger 

when (generally) two guys and one girl get together for a Threesome™ , with the female sandwiched in the middle, 1 male lying on his back and one male lying on top of the girl on his stomach. the bottom male takes the ass and neck and the top male takes . everything else
me: dude,, that dream i had last night was so weird,, i almost had a triple dog dodger with frank and gerard
person: no way!

doggie dodge 

Doggie Dodge is when the boyfriend or significant other shoves your dog to the floor from the sofa pr bed when you are not looking too get him out of the way to have sex.
Norm Shoved my dog off there bed last night doing the doggie dodge and now my dog is butt hurt.
doggie dodge by MuddyBottoms August 22, 2022

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i dont understand why you are searching this up. that song is dumb af anyway. doge doge doge doge doge doge wow AHHHHHHHH WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME ITS FUCKING KILLING ME
doge doge doge doge doge doge wow=your obsessed with dogs..?