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Dodge the Dog
1) Avoiding the person you are semi-embarrassed for having been involved with, as in a one night stand.
2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.
2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.
1) "Man, I just managed to dodge the dog. Lucky you were here to talk to so I didn't have to acknowledge that dude I hooked up with last week."
2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?
Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.
2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?
Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.
Dodge the Dog by tsukoi August 18, 2011
Related Words
Dodger Dog
Dodger Dog by GarciaparraLosAngeles July 3, 2007
dodger dog
Sucking a man's penis while having your middle, index and thumb fingers extended outward, meanwhile, bending your ring and pincky finger towards the palm while waving THAT hand.
Blake gave me a wicked dodger dog last night and I gave him a wicked Dirty Sanchez and pearl necklace in return.
dodger dog by BettyBigBertha May 16, 2006
triple dog dodger
when (generally) two guys and one girl get together for a Threesome™ , with the female sandwiched in the middle, 1 male lying on his back and one male lying on top of the girl on his stomach. the bottom male takes the ass and neck and the top male takes . everything else
me: dude,, that dream i had last night was so weird,, i almost had a triple dog dodger with frank and gerard
person: no way!
person: no way!
triple dog dodger by silentinletrees April 23, 2018
doggie dodge
Doggie Dodge is when the boyfriend or significant other shoves your dog to the floor from the sofa pr bed when you are not looking too get him out of the way to have sex.
doggie dodge by MuddyBottoms August 22, 2022
doge doge doge doge doge doge wow
i dont understand why you are searching this up. that song is dumb af anyway. doge doge doge doge doge doge wow AHHHHHHHH WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME ITS FUCKING KILLING ME
doge doge doge doge doge doge wow by magic potato of idk December 6, 2017
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