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Doctor Broh Gambit

The act of purchasing real estate while under fire, most likely with embezzled money
The teacher did the Doctor Broh Gambit by embezzling the school and using the money to buy a house.
Doctor Broh Gambit by He/Him April 14, 2021

Doctor Big 

Any nutjob who goes around crawling in ceiling panels and wooden rafters stalking little children. A Dr. Big will occasionally lower himself from his humble abode to play Xbox 360, beat his mother with a GPS, or beat any of his captured children. A Dr. Big may also be obsessed with any number of historical figures to the point of insanity. These figures may include, but are not limited to: T2 (the Halo 3 MLG player), Johnny Holmes (the late porn star with a sizable penis), or any made up characters that really don't make any sense.
Kid 1: Woah, did you hear that noise in the air vents?
Kid 2: Oh no, it's Doctor Big coming to get us!
Doctor Big by crazyballfro1 December 30, 2009

Doctor Bojmir 

The P.h.D certifed position of taking a romantic evening to nothing further than a handjob.
Yo' man, Alex is officaly a Doctor Bojmir its been weeks with only handrubs and no sexy time.
Doctor Bojmir by playn2dend February 19, 2011

doctor brain 

The art of one yelling “Doctor Brain” aloud while simultaneously flashing others with his ballsack. Typically done in locker rooms
This kid pulled a Doctor Brain in the locker room today, wasn’t a pleasant sight.
doctor brain by Sham_wow February 13, 2018

Doctor Bex 

One who, by watching it, perpetuates the airing of the reality TV show, the Jersey Shore. Responsible for the deaths of numerous books. Also a Simpson's fan.
Q: Who the heck watches the Jersey Shore, anyway?
A: I hear Doctor Bex can't get enough of Snooki
Doctor Bex by Mike B ;& November 17, 2011

Doctor bruh 

Doctor bruh will cut your balls off.
Look its doctor bruh! HIDE YO BALLS
Doctor bruh by Doctor Bruh December 26, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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