Doctor Wu 

From a Steely Dan song. A euphamism for heroin.

I've got an appointment with Doctor Wu.

Doctor Wu by Turd Q. Jackson January 30, 2005

Doctor Wurzel 

1. A character from the Gorillaz autobiography, Rise Of The Ogre, who stole the winnebago from Murdoc.

2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.

1. Doctor Wurzel stole the effing winne. Lets go kill him!

2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!

Doctor Wurzel by Tazar The Yoot March 25, 2007