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One of the, if not the most sought after surname in the world. It has such a high demand that even Jesus Christ wanted his surname to be Dobhal (yeah u guessed it right, Jesus Dobhal) Dobhal surname was formed when the forces of Slacdonians from Universe 126B collided with the forces of Fortnite players of our universe with Tyler Ninja Blevins being the leader of the cult. Ofcourse the fornite players got the #Victory Royale. The Slacdonians were banned from our Universe and in order to establish their supremacy in the far future, some of them stayed secretly in the Earth. They remain silent under the codename Dobhal. Needless to say, they were exceptionally good at everything they did. From day to day work, their advancements in maths, science, finding cure of cancer, inventing faster than light travel, finding who Joe is are still some of their smaller achievements to this day.
Boy 1: I heard the asteroid is coming towards the Earth, we're all doomed.
Boy 2: Sorry God, for I've done nothing good in my life, I am a shithead who doesn't cares about others and is self indulgent.
Girl 1: Oh shut up! You all talk like there's no Dobhal left on the Earth.
Boy1: oh shit, i actually forgot. We're saved.
Dobhal by COPIUSamountsOFcum October 22, 2019
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Dobalina 

From The Monkees' 3rd Album Headquarters

Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina is from The Monkees' 3rd album "Headquarters"

"Zilch"

Written by Davy Jones, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork and Micky Dolenz

Spoken words by Davy Jones, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork and Micky Dolenz

A fugue made up of disparate phrases; the Monkees would sometimes enter public places performing it

"Mr. Bob Dobalina" was a name heard over a paging system

Recorded at RCA Victor Studio C, Hollywood, 1967
Mr. Dobalina, Mr Bob Dobalina
Dobalina by Babs21960 February 15, 2014
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So fucking hot and sexy, The best character in tales of arise, Single handedly carries you through the entire game, do not take him off your party.
"God I fucking love Dohalim."

"Same! Dohalim is the best character in hit JRPG Tales Of Arise!"

^ People who like and enjoy Tales Of Arise (2021)
Dohalim by klukvaffe January 11, 2022

dobalina 

Slang term for corporate white persons. Created by Oakland, CA hip hop artist Del tha Funkee Homosapien. His song, Mr. Dobalina poked fun at workplace white persons. Now used as a discreet slang to alert others that white persons are nearby, or that a message is being filtered to meet the expectations of said white persons.
Sample At-work Email Conversation:

Dame: "Tom, I just got this new Hammer CD via the internets; can I email you a few of these tracks?"

Tom: "No, not right now, I'm working at a client's site, and there's a lot of Dobalinas here; they don't want us to use our CPU's for music, etc."

Dame: "OK, I'll send them to your personal email address later."
dobalina by DameBenz September 11, 2005

Doball Dickness 

The rare symptoms of pure dickishness. To talk pants all day:- To mutter pure crap and big your self up. Commonly known in scottish circles.

'Singing' "I'm simply the best" and "everyone loves Dougy." Please shut up Doball Dickness
Doball Dickness by Alfred Winshester December 25, 2007

dobbalicious 

Acting with so much swagger that it is embarrassing. The epitome of being uncool and often leads to the cancellation of a person
Elliott is acting completely dobbalicious today. he’s so cancelled
dobbalicious by dr.facts May 29, 2022

Dobalina 

Not to be confused with Mistadobalina. A famous song written by the rapper Del. That portrays a story of a man named bob who was a snake and a manipulator. Dobalina would be the wife of said man. A Karen if you will but the biggest Karen of all. You know how in a video game you have to fight all the little bosses to get to the big boss. Well think of the little boss as a Karen and the big boss would be dobalina
She’s not a Karen…. She’s a full blown dobalina.
Dobalina by Ironfistofselby December 19, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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