Do a Daniel  

1. To have a point of view and to stick to it rigidly despite the logical reasoning of others even though you know that you are actually wrong.

2. To intentionally make yourself seem unapproachable and socially inadequate by way of interrupting teachers or other random members of the public in mid conversation and shouting out a technical scientific term that may or may not be totally accurate.

3. To have ginger hair and leave it so that it grows to the stage between long and short. After this, the hair is maintained at this length but not treated by washing, combing or any other form of control. When the above has been done, the subject must develop a tendancy to lash out at and/or shout profanities at anybody who suggests that they manage their hair and then to storm off and cry.

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Person A: "No, seriously, supersonic flight is at the speed of sound.
Person B: "NO IT ISN'T! It's at the speed of light. You're such an idiot!"
Person A: "Ok, no need to do a Daniel, let me explain...."
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Person A: "Did you hear that show on the radio yesterday?"
Person B: "No, but how do we get radio anyway?"
Person C: "ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM!"

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Person A: "You know, people might take you more seriously if you cut your hair"
Person B: "F*** OFF! You're making my life a misery!"
*Geek Slap*
*Brisk Footsteps*
Person B: *crying*
Person A: "God, why does he always do a Daniel when people try to help?"
Person C: "No idea..."

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Do a Daniel by Frederick Rogere October 5, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012