Do I fuck

Being asked a question that you probably clearly don't know and having the look on your face that basically says 'Does it look like I fucking know what this means'

Hey, do you know what the largely dependant services that new Zealand rely on?

Do I fuck.

by Calummzz July 25, 2016

The Fuck I Do

Another way of saying no to an extreme amount.

Bob: Do you want AIDs?
Jack: The fuck I do!
Bob: Damn..

by AzNchIKKAA July 7, 2010

fuck-i-do

A fuck-I-do is when you fuck somebody's wife right after the wedding reception

Man: hey girl you looking fine wanna have a fuck-I-do

Newly wed woman: sure do uncle frank

by Pietro Django Miximoff March 19, 2017

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

i do not fuck

A saying for when you don't care enough to say you don't care
-shortened "I do not fucking care" because you didn't have the effort to finish talking

Heads or tails?
I do NOT fuck

by Bolijah December 30, 2019

......Fight Or Fuck, I Do Not Remember.....

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......Fight Or Fuck, I Do Not Remember.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

It isn't just a sound when I do it, nigga, YOU shut the fuck up

You have never in your life said an intelligent thing and you likely never will.

Hym "So, it isn't just a sound when I do it, nigga, YOU shut the fuck up. If you can get your cock sucked for nothing more than being fat, I can get paid for being intelligent. I don't give a fuck what we can both do I'm not doing a reality TV dating bullshit or whatever the fuck you want to call this. You have exacerbated this, like, significantly. Like, actually you did that. At least I'm giving credit where it's due."

A retard "He's obsessed with what I'm doing to him! Lock him up for being an obsessed person!"

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025