To make a
motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a
scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.
To execute the perfect Dive-
Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper
2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation
3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow
4. Deliver the withering corny
50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-
scoop*
Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-
scoop*
Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*
Having a grand old
time! *dive scoop*
