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Common phrase used in the public service sector. Refers to performing oral sex on one's supervisor in hopes of gaining an advantage over one's peer.
"Can you believe that Will is ditoing again? He is going to run this place some day"
Ditoing by Impact103 March 19, 2014
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When ur dick is fizzing
Guy 1: Dude, I'm dizzing rn.
Guy 2: I don't think that's healthy...
dizzing by Dizzing Dude February 23, 2017
Die-zing

When you’re not being serious, but the person is actually down for it.
Me: Yo wanna hook up?

Her: I’m down, baby.

Me: I was just dizing but aight, bet.

Creator: Oxidize on YouTube
Dizing by Oxidize June 28, 2019
A fallacious woman who performs vulgar actions to a teenage boy for his birthday or any other special event.
We hired a ditzig to come to Dean's birthday party.
Ditzig by Maggie Boats October 25, 2008
A homeless prostitute who resides to minnestota
Man! Brittany is acting like a real ditzig right now!
ditzig by Bud myers October 16, 2008
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