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Disnackted

To be destracted by a snack or other scrumptious treat.
"Sorry I'm late. I got disnackted by my snickers bar."
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Discrackted 

1. having the attention diverted and fixated on one thing or project for an overwhelming period of time while under the influence of crystal meth thus making one habitually late for appointments, etc.
I'm sorry I'm late; I got discrackted on the computer rearranging my icons on the desktop.
Discrackted by ken.mccune June 21, 2008

Disnacktion 

The tendency to forget about, or lose focus on, the thing or things qwith which you were engaged, in favor of acquiring food.
I missed the second half of the Mentalist because I was disnackted by making s'mores. That taco bell commercial was a total disnacktion and I had to get fourth meal.
Disnacktion by Iliveinacave February 14, 2015

discrackted 

perpetually sidetracked as a result of amphetamine consumption.
"sorry i'm late... i got discrackted and cleaned the entire bathroom. then the laundry."
discrackted by knifewounds August 4, 2008

distwackted

Getting high and loosing focus on the task at hand. Not so {supergone} like {side-twacked}, as it only invovles the singular incident.
P1-Comes into the room empty handed
P2-"Hey I thought you were going to pick me up something to
drink at the store"
P1-"I knew I was forgetting something. I was on my way there when I saw the smoke-shop, got distwackted, bought a new pipe and came straight here"
distwackted by Ben Gone November 29, 2006

Disrackted 

Adverb: having the attention diverted when a girl with a delicious rack walks by, leaving one in an entranced, dreamlike state.
Guy 1: "Well, I got this new weed and.."
{girl walks by in scoop-neck tank with great tits}
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, what were you saying? I just got totally disrackted."
Disrackted by Booperguy July 15, 2010

dislackted 

When you go on slack and get distracted and forget why you got on slack in the first place
Sorry, I got dislackted
dislackted by hues_of_dawn July 6, 2020
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