disblackted

When you see a beautiful black being so glorious you get ‘distracted’ from the task at hand. Make ya break ya neck. Then ya break ya back.

Driving down the road-spy beautiful black being, in such awe you miss your turn-

Friend: “Hey, you’re supposed to turn there…”

Me: “oh! Sorry, I got disblackted.” 🤩

by ms.toker November 23, 2021

Discrackted

1. having the attention diverted and fixated on one thing or project for an overwhelming period of time while under the influence of crystal meth thus making one habitually late for appointments, etc.

I'm sorry I'm late; I got discrackted on the computer rearranging my icons on the desktop.

by ken.mccune June 21, 2008

discrackted

perpetually sidetracked as a result of amphetamine consumption.

"sorry i'm late... i got discrackted and cleaned the entire bathroom. then the laundry."

by knifewounds August 4, 2008

Disnackted

To be destracted by a snack or other scrumptious treat.

"Sorry I'm late. I got disnackted by my snickers bar."

by Irrigation Superheros August 31, 2013

distwackted

Getting high and loosing focus on the task at hand. Not so {supergone} like {side-twacked}, as it only invovles the singular incident.

P1-Comes into the room empty handed
P2-"Hey I thought you were going to pick me up something to
drink at the store"
P1-"I knew I was forgetting something. I was on my way there when I saw the smoke-shop, got distwackted, bought a new pipe and came straight here"

by Ben Gone November 29, 2006

dislackted

When you go on slack and get distracted and forget why you got on slack in the first place

Sorry, I got dislackted

by hues_of_dawn July 6, 2020

Disrackted

Adverb: having the attention diverted when a girl with a delicious rack walks by, leaving one in an entranced, dreamlike state.

Guy 1: "Well, I got this new weed and.."
{girl walks by in scoop-neck tank with great tits}
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, what were you saying? I just got totally disrackted."

by Booperguy July 15, 2010