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When you see a beautiful black being so glorious you get ‘distracted’ from the task at hand. Make ya break ya neck. Then ya break ya back.

Driving down the road-spy beautiful black being, in such awe you miss your turn-

Friend: “Hey, you’re supposed to turn there…”

Me: “oh! Sorry, I got disblackted.” 🤩

disblackted by ms.toker November 23, 2021

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Discrackted

1. having the attention diverted and fixated on one thing or project for an overwhelming period of time while under the influence of crystal meth thus making one habitually late for appointments, etc.

I'm sorry I'm late; I got discrackted on the computer rearranging my icons on the desktop.

Discrackted by ken.mccune June 21, 2008

Related Words

disblackted • dislackted • Discrackted • distwackted • Disnackted • Disrackted

discrackted

perpetually sidetracked as a result of amphetamine consumption.

"sorry i'm late... i got discrackted and cleaned the entire bathroom. then the laundry."

discrackted by knifewounds August 4, 2008

Disnackted

To be destracted by a snack or other scrumptious treat.

"Sorry I'm late. I got disnackted by my snickers bar."

Disnackted by Irrigation Superheros August 31, 2013

distwackted

Getting high and loosing focus on the task at hand. Not so {supergone} like {side-twacked}, as it only invovles the singular incident.

P1-Comes into the room empty handed
P2-"Hey I thought you were going to pick me up something to
drink at the store"
P1-"I knew I was forgetting something. I was on my way there when I saw the smoke-shop, got distwackted, bought a new pipe and came straight here"

distwackted by Ben Gone November 29, 2006

dislackted

When you go on slack and get distracted and forget why you got on slack in the first place

Sorry, I got dislackted

dislackted by hues_of_dawn July 6, 2020

Disrackted

Adverb: having the attention diverted when a girl with a delicious rack walks by, leaving one in an entranced, dreamlike state.

Guy 1: "Well, I got this new weed and.."
{girl walks by in scoop-neck tank with great tits}
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, what were you saying? I just got totally disrackted."

Disrackted by Booperguy July 15, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026