Dishitude 

The act of handing out attitude while talking or commenting about others. Usually given out by limp-wristed fudge packers.

Boy, Mikey Mike can sure give out the dishitude non-stop.

Dishitude by ShiniGami666 May 23, 2008

dickitude 

bein a dick ......by choice

mr.petkash had a dickitude moment today

dickitude by Petkash February 28, 2009

dignitude 

noun: the quality that appears the possessor as dignity but appears to others as foolishness. Originated in a 2000 Saturday Night Live skit in which Al Gore and George W. Bush are playing Scrabble, and Bush attempts to add the word "dignitude." Gore challenges him to use it in a sentence, and Bush replies, "As President, George W. Bush carried himself with great dignitude"

(Edited from atemperman's original post)

As President, George W. Bush carried himself with great dignitude

dignitude by Overand February 12, 2005

dignitude 

is not a word, George.

"Dignitude is not a word, George."

dignitude by Eskog July 9, 2004

Destitude 

A wombo combo of Destiny and Attitude. You must have the right attitude to control your destiny.

If one has destitude they have the key to unlocking the vast universe.

Destitude by Stock Talk October 28, 2014

dignitude 

noun: the quality that appears the possessor as dignity but appears to others as foolishness. Originated in a 2000 Saturday Night Live skit in which Al Gore and George W. Bush are playing Scrabble, and Bush attempts to add the word "dignitude." Gore challenges him to use it in a sentence, and Bush replies, "George W. Bush is a man of great dignitude."

George W. Bush is a man of great dignitude.

dignitude by atemperman April 20, 2003

destitude 

Noun derived from destitute.

The vast destitude of cyberspace.

destitude by Jay Bishop October 8, 2007