disability 

A defect usually. Disabilities disable someone from doing everything a person without disabilities can do. They range from Paralyzation, Down Syndrome, Autism, ADD, and many, many more. Not all disabilities are birth defects, one can be injured in an event and be disabled from then on or until cured.

Ted: Man, this damn truck hit me and now I can't walk for a while.
Bob: Well I can't ever walk, so fuck you.

disability by Oz January 30, 2005

disability 

Apparently still fair game as the butt for humor according to many UrbanDictionary daffynitions, as well as popular culture in general.

At least as recently as 2000, movie-makers created an entire comedy around the concept of a disability by producing Me, Myself & Irene.

Duh-weebs in the cinema industry rewarded them by showing it on their screens.

More duh-weebs rewarded both the movie-makers and the cinemas by paying to see it, and a couple of the more hard-core cases actually enjoyed watching it.

disability by Downstrike October 5, 2004

Disability 

A persons ability to dis.
Dis-ability
Disability

Guy 1: "Dude, that (yellow) shirt looks like a bee crapped all over it."
Guy 2: "Seriously, that's all you could come up with?! You really need to work on your disability man."

Disability by Ur mom..... August 3, 2009

disability 

r/Entitledparents A Crazy Entitled Mother Rips Off My Prosthetic Arm! by Rslash
time stamp 11:39

ep: You only have 1 child and i have 2 that means i have a disability.

Op: ?

disability by LoTF Hockey January 31, 2020

Disability Envy 

Disability envy is when Chav's (mainly Chavettes) are jealous that someone they vaguely know gets free footwear, free nappies, free and full-time nursery places, a free Mobility car, free Road Tax, re-housing, free adaptionations, free transport to school and all the other 'perks' that come with having a child with a disability.

The jealousy usually manifests itself as heckles like 'Paint your f*****g fence' or 'I told you aleeeeeeeeeeeshaaaa (or similar name for the under fives who has become immune to being sworn at and who are most often allowed to play out until 10pm) not to f*****g play in their b*****d garden'. Sometimes it manifest itself from better known aquaintences who like to make snide and unjustified comments about the dis/abilities of your child, what a better job they could do in your position and how much easier their lives would have been with the 'free stuff' for their own (non-disabled) children. People have been known to say 'They're not THAT disabled' and 'Yea but you're set for life now!'

Disability Envy should not be confused with Penis Envy. Although, in both instances the offenders have flacid c*cks growing out of their foreheads.

Mother: I wish my child could go to University, have a husband, have a baby, stay dry throughout the day and night, write or recognise her own name.
Chav with Disability Envy: Yes, but you get FREE nappies!?

Mother: I'm so worried what will happen when I die or if I become ill and not able to care for my child.
Posh Friend with Disability Envy: Oh I wish I could have gotten Rupert into Nursery without those astronomical fees. What did you say? I was distracted by your new shiny free car.

Disability Envy by Sky24601 June 28, 2010

disability heckler 

Someone who harasses or embarrasses an individual with a disability out in public view.
One who makes taunting remarks about someones disability.

The man talking to that guy over there in the wheelchair is a disability heckler.

disability heckler by Robert Michael Hensel April 18, 2008

disability heckler 

An asshole who goes around and laughs at those with disabilities as they make embarrassing mistakes.

Lance: "Hey Scott C. watch out for the puddle of water"
Scott C. falls into the water
Lance: "Hahahahahahah, you fell into the water when I told you not to you idiot"
Scott C.: "I am not an idiot, I have cerebral palsy"
Lance: "Cerebral Palsy is like being gay, you can choose not to be"
Scott C: "Not only are you a little bitch, but you are a disability heckler"
Lance: At least I am not a disaster mocker
Scott C: No you are a flood worrier you pussy

disability heckler by Honchongo June 13, 2011