Dirtyism

A totally real religion about being dirty. All you have to do to show your loyalty is to be as dirty as y can at all times, tell unbelievable bad dirty jokes constantly to everyone you know until they hate your guts, and praise your goddess PervertedGirl69 buy with a really cheesy pick up line. Also, do not worry about your sexual preferences or the lack of them, we accept everyone ✌

Pickup line- hey, are you my Wi-Fi? cuz I'm feeling a connection 😜 or: Do you smoke pot? Cuz weed be cute together. Dirtyism

by Pervertgirl69 June 16, 2017

dirtyish fraudster

Someone not too dirty but dirty enough who tries to fraudulently cash a check at a bank.

That guy was a dirtyish fraudster in my window.

by Tinaj964 November 16, 2017

Dirtysmart

DIRTYSMART (DUR-TEE/SMAHRT)

-noun
1. a streetwear brand, clubbers cannot live without in their wardrobe.
-adjective
2. having or displaying fiendish, nocturnal characteristics

WE ARE DIRTYSMART // WE ARE STREETWEAR // WE ARE FIENDS FROM THE CLUB SCENE // WE LIVE FOR THE WEEKEND // WE MAKE MOVES, NOT EXCUSES // WE GO TO CLUBS WITH NO GRAVITY // WE LOVE DARK DESTROYERS // WE EAT KICK DRUMS WITH A SIDE OF BASS // WE WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT // WE DANCE THE FUNKY CHICKEN ON OUR ANNIVERSARY // WE LIKE WINDMILL WIZARDS // WE GO TO NEVER-NEVER LAND // WE DO THE DADA // WE ARE COOLER THAN A POLAR BEARS TOE NAILS // WE BRUSH OUR TEETH TO MUSTARD PIMP // WE FIGHT THE POWER // WE TAKE HER TO THE BACK BY THE HAIR // WE CREATE TO DEMONSTRATE & DOMINATE // WE FLY WITH NO WINGS // WE REACH AND BREACH CREDIT LIMITS // WE LIKE SHARK SPRAY // WE SAY “BLAU”, “BRRRAT" & “BRAP” // WE FLOSS // WE ARE MEMBERS OF THE WOLF PACK // WE ARE THE EYE OF YOUR STORM // WE LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING // WE HAVE AT LEAST 2 AUSTRIAN MATES // WE EAT BANANAS WITH CHAMPAGNE // WE CUT THROUGH HOT KNIVES WITH BUTTER // WE DO AT LEAST ONE THING EVERY DAY THAT SCARES US // WE FOLLOW DREAMS //
WE REJECT THE MAINSTREAM //
WE ARE DIRTYSMART...

by Dirtysmart South Africa September 21, 2011