The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.
Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
by nate.dawg August 7, 2008
An excellent mix drink that is comprised of the new blue redbull and sailor jerry or any lt rum.
Dirty smurf is a good summer/barbque drink. Mix with red redbull to make a bloody smurf on halloween
Dirty smurf is a good summer/barbque drink. Mix with red redbull to make a bloody smurf on halloween
That dirty smurf was a kick in the ass!
by Dirtysmurf December 9, 2016
by Mackbooty1456 May 9, 2017