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Dirty-Fuentes 

The term "Dirty Fuentes" was created by ESPN fantasy expert and former Married with Children writer Mathew Berry. While thinking of past Dirty Sanchez's with co-star Nate Ravitz, he coined the phrase to describe an awful performance by a closer who still received a win or a save.

Brad Lidge gave up two home-runs but still received a save for last night’s game, giving him the Dirty-Fuentes.
Brad Lidge gave up two home-runs but still recieved a save for last nights game, giving him the Dirty-Fuentes.
Dirty-Fuentes by saltycubsfan June 26, 2010
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Dirty Fuentes 

When a baseball closer comes into a game in a save situation, but does not finish the game without giving the other team a good chance of winning.
Brian Fuentes entered the bottom of the ninth with a 5-2 lead and put up a 'Dirty Fuentes'. He proceeded to walk two, gave up one hit, and two runs. Yet was able to close out the game and earn a save.
Dirty Fuentes by jawone87 June 28, 2010

Dirty Fuentes 

The male dons a clown costume and proceeds to lovingly insert the red rubber nose ball in his partner's bootyhole. When he is ready to make passionate love, the nose ball is removed and worn by the partner. Lovemaking continues.
Cindy: Clowns are so sexy. I'm glad we decided to do this role playing thing!
Mike: let me show you something...
Cindy: This smells like candy corn!
Mike: Smells like a dirty fuentes!
Dirty Fuentes by BongzFoLyfer February 20, 2009

Dirtyfuentes 

dirtyfuentes is somone who plays dirty in any other social connection, and he is also some fat guy in youtube his name is justin daryl fuentes, dirtyfuentes is his signature of all his online life, he lives on the internet,
you dirtyfuentes ! you said you love me
Dirtyfuentes by jessica420 July 15, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026