Dirty-Fuentes

The term "Dirty Fuentes" was created by ESPN fantasy expert and former Married with Children writer Mathew Berry. While thinking of past Dirty Sanchez's with co-star Nate Ravitz, he coined the phrase to describe an awful performance by a closer who still received a win or a save.

Brad Lidge gave up two home-runs but still received a save for last night’s game, giving him the Dirty-Fuentes.

Brad Lidge gave up two home-runs but still recieved a save for last nights game, giving him the Dirty-Fuentes.

Dirty-Fuentes by saltycubsfan June 26, 2010

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Dirty Fuentes

When a baseball closer comes into a game in a save situation, but does not finish the game without giving the other team a good chance of winning.

Brian Fuentes entered the bottom of the ninth with a 5-2 lead and put up a 'Dirty Fuentes'. He proceeded to walk two, gave up one hit, and two runs. Yet was able to close out the game and earn a save.

Dirty Fuentes by jawone87 June 28, 2010

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Dirty Fuentes

The male dons a clown costume and proceeds to lovingly insert the red rubber nose ball in his partner's bootyhole. When he is ready to make passionate love, the nose ball is removed and worn by the partner. Lovemaking continues.

Cindy: Clowns are so sexy. I'm glad we decided to do this role playing thing!
Mike: let me show you something...
Cindy: This smells like candy corn!
Mike: Smells like a dirty fuentes!

Dirty Fuentes by BongzFoLyfer February 20, 2009

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Dirtyfuentes

dirtyfuentes is somone who plays dirty in any other social connection, and he is also some fat guy in youtube his name is justin daryl fuentes, dirtyfuentes is his signature of all his online life, he lives on the internet,

you dirtyfuentes ! you said you love me

Dirtyfuentes by jessica420 July 15, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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