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Dirty Skirty 

When a girl is about to give you a blowjob, and you pull her skirt up over her head so it looks like you're doing her doggy style.
"Way to go man, I saw you fucking that girl last night!" "Nah, only head." "Really, it totally looked like you were taking her from behind." "That's because I gave her the old 'Dirty Skirty'."
Dirty Skirty by Mr. BooCocky June 22, 2014
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Dirty skirty 

A scandouls ass female “varrio girl”
A ugly bitch
Dam dawg there goes that dirty skirty right there.

Dirty Shirty 

While wiping one's posterior region in a rush, there is a chance that the shitty paper will come in contact with the lower portion of one's shirt.
I had to be quick while shitting because Jonna wanted me to hoogaboogood her and I ended up giving myself a dirty shirty.
Dirty Shirty by AlBlank August 21, 2006

Dirt Skirt

A dirt skirt: Is a cute girl you meet while she is young but who grows up white trash. You know she will always be trash and your sad cuz you would totally want to have sex with her later on in life.
Sheila was cute from day one but she'll always be a dirt skirt.

She is a total dirk skirt but I would still bang her.
Dirt Skirt by -cM July 16, 2007

DIRT SKIRT

when your nailin someone in the ass and they never took a shit before you did, so when your done and pull out you have a shit ring stained around your dick, or a dirt skirt.
she told me not to put it in her ass, but i did anyway, now i'm wearing a dirt skirt for life.
DIRT SKIRT by trashed April 23, 2008

dirt skirt

When you shit on a big piece of plastic wrap and wrap it around your girlfriend while she sleeps.
The bitch chewed on my dick, so I gave here a dirt skirt while she was sleeping
dirt skirt by Ed Nealy February 3, 2007

what ever blows the dirt up your skirt 

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
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