Dirty Pigeon

Hanging one's arse over a balcony and defecating on another's head.

Charlie dropped a Dirty Pigeon all over Lloyd, and his dinner and his girlfriend. It was the greatest Dirty Pigeon you ever saw.

Dirty Pigeon by BigBear & Papa Smurf May 11, 2008

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Dirty Pigeon

Dirty slag who has slept with every man in the office including peoples boyfriends and has an ugly face like a pigeon.

Oh look the dirty pigeon is bent over the boardroom table again...who is it this time? oh its my husband again

Dirty Pigeon by mama f September 26, 2005

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Dirty pigeon

When a hobo takes a monstrous dump in the planter at the bar you're drinking at.

We were enjoying our fish and chips when a hobo dropped a dirty pigeon and ruined the whole day.

Dirty pigeon by 1badparatrooper July 23, 2019

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Dirty pidgeon

When a construction worker hovers over a portable toilet and shits on the top of the lid and seat.

Dirty pidgeon :The act of shitting on a portable washroom seat

Dirty pidgeon by Dr. Dudoo May 25, 2018

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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