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Dirty Moranchez 

A term used to describe the act of taking your wife/girlfriend from behind and as she is begging for it harder and faster, you accidentally pull out too far and enter her anus rough and unexpectedly causing her to cry in excruciating pain then asking her if she is ok to continue so you can finish.
Last night I was banging the ole lady and things got a little out of control and I totally pulled a Dirty Moranchez her!
Dirty Moranchez by RawDawg36 February 11, 2013

Dirty Morgan 

After having sex with a blonde girl, putting 2 fingers in her butt, then rub it in her hair, making a part darker.
Frank "Dude, I so gave that dumb bitch a dirty morgan"
Dirty Morgan by Mr. Bojangles July 10, 2006

dirty moranchez 

Get head from a girl whose mouth is filled with warm nacho cheese (has to be from 7/11). As she blows you, you crunch the nacho chips into her hair and over her body.
"Oh man, you won't believe what I did after my shift at 7/11 last night, i totally dirty moranchezed that chick."

Dirty Morgan 

When you have Sex in a nasty truck stop bathroom while the girl holds her hands and legs on the walls like Spiderman to avoid touching the floor and the Shit on the bottom of the walls.
"My girlfriend and I were driving home and decided to stop at a gross truck stop for a quick fuck, But there was trucker shit on the floor and walls so she had to do a Dirty Morgan so I could hit it from the back."

Dirty Moranchez 

You eat a bucket of chicken beforehand and you shit on the girls arm while jacking off. Then you blow your load on the girls arm atop the shit and then you get out your kit and sprinkle cocaine on the shit and cum. Then she takes a pixie stick straw and you make her snort the cocaine and cum should go through her nostril as well.
i gave a "dirty moranchez" to this one girl in bed and she said it was the most interesting thing she'd ever done
Dirty Moranchez by Juan Moranchez August 19, 2006

Dirty Morgan 

A dirty Morgan is where the woman's butt smells and the husband follows her around and sniffs it while jerking off
Man I did a dirty Morgan last night smelled horrible!
Dirty Morgan by PotatoeSpud December 12, 2022