An exceptionally unclean individual known to posess a pungent aroma similar to the combined smell of baked ham and egg salad. They perform no function in society but yet feel a strong sense of entitlement. In most cases(not all) your typical dirty marvin has grown so fat they have lost the ability to wipe their own ass thus contributing to the smell. A dirty marvin can be a male or female of any race, as long as they meet the criteria mentioned above.
While at Walmarts today you wouldnt believe how many dirty marvins I saw. Must've been benefits day!
by Devilned July 22, 2011
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Some variations are the Russian Slow Dance or the Cuban Fudge Tornado
Some variations are the Russian Slow Dance or the Cuban Fudge Tornado
Person 1: hey man wanna do a dirty marvin?
Person 2: what the fuck
Person 1: damn bro I did a dirty Marvin with Edna last night!
Person 2: that’s cool but have you ever tried a Russian Slow Dance?
Person 2: what the fuck
Person 1: damn bro I did a dirty Marvin with Edna last night!
Person 2: that’s cool but have you ever tried a Russian Slow Dance?
by Iwearsocks December 5, 2023
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When you join a club or organization enthusiastically but then give up on it and let it fail. Usually while throwing a big temperature tantrum like a baby.
by There is none left January 5, 2025
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Get the Dirty Marin mug.The act of a male having sexual intercourse with his own father and using nicknames for his (father's) cum, usually beginning with "creamy".
E.x of nicknames - "creamy hours" "creamy days" "creamy explosions" "creamy creams" "lovely explosions" "creamy millenniums"
E.x of nicknames - "creamy hours" "creamy days" "creamy explosions" "creamy creams" "lovely explosions" "creamy millenniums"
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Get the Dirty marine mug.When you and your partner are fucking, and you slip your dick in her mouth, and she bites off the tip, and makes you eat it, "SLOWLY"
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