The act of going from ass to vagina or removing one's penis from the asshole and placing it directly into the vagina without cleaning it first. Akin to ATM or "ass to mouth", the dirty kitty should be referred to as ATV.
My girlfriend was busting my balls one night so I decided to give her a Dirty Kitty. Yeah, I went full ATV on that bitch.
If you keep messing with me i'm going to ATV your wife next time I fuck her. Yeah, im going to Dirty Kitty that filthy slut, she deserves it.
When a male fucks a female in the ass with his penis before pulling it out and slapping her across the face while moving his hips in a side to side motion in order to produce the final result, which is brown whiskers across said female's face.
Holy Fuck, Jimbo just gave Kelly a Dirty Hello Kitty! I hope she washes up before kissing her daddy! Oh wait, she's a whore, no worries.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!