Dirty kandi

A dirty Kandi is when a person walks around with a turd poking out asking who farted And yelling skeet skeet, knowing full well they are the ones that smell of shit!

Bob got Sarah with the Dirty Kandi while having sex and it caused a poop smear on the sheets. Skeet Skeet

by Ididitgood September 24, 2019

dirty kadi

An act committed by two women scissoring on a trampoline, as a dwarf man covered in peanut butter attempts to insert an entire eggplant into his rectum. This must be performed in front of a crowd of at least 25 people

I went to the circus this week and realized it was a huge mistake when they began performing a dirty kadi!

by a.glaub June 30, 2020

Dirty Kandice

When she’s not done with you after your fuck fest and takes your entire dick and balls in her mouth so you can’t get dressed.

I tried to get up but she stopped me with a dirty Kandice .

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Dirty Kandin

Dirty Kandins are thicc and like to do the nasty with Peppa Pig. Dirty Kandins are the worst you can think of. They will do anything. I MEAN ANYTHING. Oh dear god...

Peppa Pig: Omg Dirty Kandin is soooooo badddddd.
Lobster: I know what he has done Peppa, please get therapy before it’s too late.You can’t be looking at someone with bulging thighs.

by REEEREEEKILLTHEVSCOGIRLS August 21, 2019

Dirty Kadie

A Dirty Kadie is when your woman pisses in your mouth and then you spit it back into hers. She then swallows her own piss in order to show her loyalty towards you.

Last night my woman showed me she loved me by letting me give her a Dirty Kadie

by Charcoalthumb March 30, 2020

Dirty Kadin

Tabacco chewing, redneck deer thumper, drives a raised truck paid for by his parents (making up for something) more than likely cheats and gets flustered when caught

“Oh you cheated on Miranda? Looks like a dirty kadin right there fella!”

by metharoundwithmejoeexotica March 29, 2020