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Dirty Justine 

When u lay her on her stomach and grab her arms like riens and ride her off into the sunset because she's a fucking unicorn!
Last night I went beyond balls deep doing a dirty justine!
Dirty Justine by Charliebrooks March 30, 2020
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Dirty justine 

A woman who gives you hope and gives you love just to destroy your mental health and is actually a piece of trash
Dean:" i met this girl and she's so nice and cute"
James:" watch out she's a dirty justine"

Dirty Justine 

A girl who has pony like hair that you really feel like stroking. Usually this species of woman likes to be referred to as "judders"
Hey I love your hair, it's so Dirty Justine, can I stroke it? Wow it's just like stroking a pony
Dirty Justine by Eddiethecleaner April 13, 2020

dirty justin 

When having sex with a girl you turn her around like doing a doggie style but instead of inserting your penis you insert your nose in her ass and have her lick it afterwards.
Man, I just gave that girl a Dirty Justin. I don't know if my nose still stinks from her mouth or from her ass.
dirty justin by Jorge Agnosti November 20, 2007

Dirty Justin 

The sexual act of moving from anal to vaginal or oral without cleansing your penis.
I gave her a Dirty Justin and she loved it.
Dirty Justin by doubledeep June 3, 2021

Dirty Justin 

When you fuck a girl and tell her you can't feel it so she breaks up with you and gains 50lb and fucks your friend only then to 6 months later transition to a man so you can say you and your friend and both fucked the same dude.
Damn Chris, I did a dirty Justin last night.

Dirty Justin 

When someone doesn’t shower for weeks on end after having continuous agressive butt sex and forms a fungus around their anus
He was diagnosed with dirty Justin
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