the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.

"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"

Dirty jordan by hannahkvfgbh April 26, 2007

Dirty jordan

dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.

"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"

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A dirty Jordyn is when someone drinks urine, thinking that it is Lemonade.

John: DUUUUDE did you just pull a dirty jordyn?
Derek: Yeah bruh I thought it was lemonade!!!!

That chick totally did a dirty Jordyn yesterday! it was disgustingly hilarious!!

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Chasing somebody who doesn't want you.

You're doing a dirty jordynne.

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The Dirty jordon, is an sexual act

- where a guy whom wears glasses proceeds to walk in a room thats occupied by a group of people having an ogry, than continues walking around the room looking lost until his invited into the group

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Hey did you see that guy totally dirty Jordon his way into that orgy lastnight?

Just walking around the room a waiting to be spotted like waldo

dirty jordon by Dirtyhairy85 June 3, 2024