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Dirty jordan 

a man who enjoys relations with his mouth and his partner's breasts, or a man who kisses his partner's breasts.
"dude last night i gave that girl a dirty jordan"
"noo wayy she's a lucky hoe"
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Dirty Jordan 

When you suck a homeless crackhead's dick to pay off your drug debts.
"I watched him give a dirty jordan to homeless Bill"
Dirty Jordan by CrackheadJane October 20, 2020

Dirty jordan 

the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.
"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"
Dirty jordan by hannahkvfgbh April 26, 2007

Dirty jordan 

dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.
"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"

dirty jordyn 

A dirty Jordyn is when someone drinks urine, thinking that it is Lemonade.
John: DUUUUDE did you just pull a dirty jordyn?
Derek: Yeah bruh I thought it was lemonade!!!!

That chick totally did a dirty Jordyn yesterday! it was disgustingly hilarious!!
dirty jordyn by awwwsome September 13, 2014

Dirty Jordynne 

Chasing somebody who doesn't want you.
You're doing a dirty jordynne.
Dirty Jordynne by Pozarh July 12, 2020

dirty jordon 

The Dirty jordon, is an sexual act

- where a guy whom wears glasses proceeds to walk in a room thats occupied by a group of people having an ogry, than continues walking around the room looking lost until his invited into the group

The dirt jordon
Hey did you see that guy totally dirty Jordon his way into that orgy lastnight?

Just walking around the room a waiting to be spotted like waldo
dirty jordon by Dirtyhairy85 June 3, 2024
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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