whilst in a cheerleading kit and performing vaginal sex in the backward cowgirl, a random gay guy, preferably called tez, walks into the room and sticks his finger inside the anus of the man. With his other hand, he polishes himself of while shitting into the captains hands. The captain then smears the feaces into the hair of one of the comitee members. The comitee members then shout "yes miss willaims"
Yo tez, remember when you had the cheerleading squad over and we did a dirtygina
When a girl is tied up in handcuffs against a bedframe, blindfolded, orally forced, and roped up into an uncomfortable position. After the guy finishes, the girl is forced to lay there for hours until the stench becomes unbearable.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.