A scary person, full name: dirtina von shmetzelhoff. This person is very intense when it comes to sports. They can be very mean and get mad if you trash their belongings. Someone who has giant mussels. They are extremelycompetitive. They are often called dirt.
Dirtinaries simply means folks who doesnt have anything better to do than try to make the "Urban Dictionary" a low standarddictionary filled with crap.
Hey, my name is soap blush, and I eat egg for dinner when I wake up on the beaches on Pluto, before I start my dirtinaries.