A scary person, full name: dirtina von shmetzelhoff. This person is very intense when it comes to sports. They can be very mean and get mad if you trash their belongings. Someone who has giant mussels. They are extremely competitive. They are often called dirt.
Person 1: ugh stop being such a dirtina
Person 2: how dare you insult me so much
Dirtinaries simply means folks who doesnt have anything better to do than try to make the "Urban Dictionary" a low standard dictionary filled with crap.
Hey, my name is soap blush, and I eat egg for dinner when I wake up on the beaches on Pluto, before I start my dirtinaries.