Dirty fart

When you go to take a shit and all that comes out is a fart that makes your cheeks wet. Toilet is clear, but the TP is as brown as a bear. Not to be confused with a shart which does in fact provide some goods.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.

Just sat down for a shit but it was only a Dirty fart.

Dirty fart by rbpc May 1, 2014

Dirty Slut Fart

A really horrible, smelly fart done by a dirty old woman.

Woman: I just did a dirty slut fart, and it stunk really bad.
Man: You dirty slut.

Dirty Slut Fart by Why can’t my name be poo poo January 23, 2021

Dirty Slut fart

A really horrible fart done by a dirty, old slut.

Woman: I just did a dirty slut fart, and it stunk real bad.
Man: That’s awful.

Dirty Slut fart by Why can’t my name be poo poo January 23, 2021

dirtymartin 

Nice decent guy who has a naughty side in the bedroom. Generally with big shoulders and a nice car

DirtyMartin is an animal in the bedroom and behind the wheel.

dirtymartin by Joejoebloggs2000 April 16, 2020

DirtFart 

(n., from Latin, Dirtus Fartus) a wet fart that soaks cloth, causes horrible rectal itch/burn and occurs when one is not at home and has no means or opportunity to clean up/change trunks.

After John's DIRTFART incident at his mother-in-laws funeral, the family began to rethink his role as a pallbearer.

DirtFart by DiRt FaRt HeRo January 8, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020