A dirty dildo is when a female takes a dump producing a long, thick piece of feces and begins to masturbate with said feces. The dirty dildo is typically a longer, thicker specimen which has been compacted in the rectum for some time to give it structure.
Soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty dildo.
She slid her dirtydildo into her vagina in hopes to have an orgasm while finishing her dump.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.