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Dirty callan

This is when a female sucks your cock and then licks your ass while she finger bashes her mum of which you are licking the ass of. Its like a mini merry-go-round.
I did a dirty callan last night with a chick from the bar. Her mum squirted all over me and the chick squirted all over her mum with shit all over the place.
Dirty callan by Kwicky March 21, 2019

Dirty Callin 

Typically in Sales with degenerate friends that on occasion support butt stuff. Occurs when A contractor engages and conducts sexual acts on someone with the intent to land more jobs within there community.
“I saw chuck in truck giving A dirty Callin to Nancy next door after he saw their patio needed A touch up”
Dirty Callin by TheLiability February 11, 2021

Dirty Caelan 

The act of inserting whipped cream within a woman’s vagina and utilizing ones meat wand to remove the whipped cream. The woman is then required to ingest said whipped cream as the man ejaculates in a combination of whipped cream and semen.
Oh I got hit with the Dirty Caelan last night it was divine.
Dirty Caelan by Nolilbois October 22, 2020

Dirty Callaghan 

When you beat the shit out of the nearest lobster shack with a half filled frozen shit balloon.
I heard John hit that local orphanage with a Dirty Callaghan

Dirty Callaghan 

dipping your toes in nacho cheese after reading about the will incident on the 14th of february, then riding a midget sized gnome with a flared base, but the base snaps off and you get dipped into hot sauce.
harry really pulled a dirty callaghan last night

Dirty Callaway

When you shove a golf ball up your partner's anus.
I did 18 holes today and when I got home, I gave my girl a Dirty Callaway.
Dirty Callaway by MAC DA May 31, 2025
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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