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Dirty Wintoneak 

A porn moustache, typically grown by hockey players, which is slightly thinner and less full than normal.
Dude, when that goalie took off his helmet, I totally saw he had a Dirty Wintoneak!
Dirty Wintoneak by Dr. Chauchshow October 14, 2009

Dirty Wonton 

When a gay guy shoves his balls and ball sack in another gay mans ass, a dirty wonton is what his sack looks like after he pulls them out.
Ex. If that fag keeps hitting on my boyfriend, I am gonna go smack his face with my dirty wonton.
Dirty Wonton by junglejoe111 April 17, 2010

Dirty Wintoniak 

A porn moustache, typically grown by hockey players, which is slightly thinner and less full than normal.
Dude, when that new goalie took off his helmet, I could totally see he's got a dirty wintoniak!
Dirty Wintoniak by Dr. Chauch October 13, 2009

Dirty Wontoning

To stick ones ball sack and balls into another person's asshole. The act is dirty wontoning, and the ball sack afterwards is called a "Dirty Wonton".
>Hey, Katie! Wanna make some Chinese tonight?
>>Sure Collin, by Chinese do you mean dirty wontoning?
Dirty Wontoning by VexxedIcon May 22, 2014
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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