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the act of taking a video of yourself jizzing into your own mouth.

I sent your mom a dirty wynton last night.

Dirty Wynton by longmeadow4 April 9, 2020

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Dirty Wintoneak

A porn moustache, typically grown by hockey players, which is slightly thinner and less full than normal.

Dude, when that goalie took off his helmet, I totally saw he had a Dirty Wintoneak!

Dirty Wintoneak by Dr. Chauchshow October 14, 2009

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Dirty Wonton

When a gay guy shoves his balls and ball sack in another gay mans ass, a dirty wonton is what his sack looks like after he pulls them out.

Ex. If that fag keeps hitting on my boyfriend, I am gonna go smack his face with my dirty wonton.

Dirty Wonton by junglejoe111 April 17, 2010

Dirty Wintoniak

A porn moustache, typically grown by hockey players, which is slightly thinner and less full than normal.

Dude, when that new goalie took off his helmet, I could totally see he's got a dirty wintoniak!

Dirty Wintoniak by Dr. Chauch October 13, 2009

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Dirty Wontoning

To stick ones ball sack and balls into another person's asshole. The act is dirty wontoning, and the ball sack afterwards is called a "Dirty Wonton".

>Hey, Katie! Wanna make some Chinese tonight?
>>Sure Collin, by Chinese do you mean dirty wontoning?

Dirty Wontoning by VexxedIcon May 22, 2014

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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