Dirty William 

A winter specific act; the person grabs an icicle from outside and uses it as a dildo until it melts. This continues until the person's insides are frost bitten.

My boyfriend Steve wanted to watch me give myself a Dirty William, and turns out it is awesome

Dirty William by EdgyMeemStar May 21, 2019

Dirty William 

When a guy cums in a girls mouth after aggressive oral then a 1-2 minute makeout session then he eats her out

Guy 1: I want her do do a Dirty William

Guy 2: make sure to hit the gspot

Dirty William by Shlong licker December 5, 2020

Dirty William 

When a man wipes his semen on to his top lip to make a moustache

russ gave himself a dirty william

Dirty William by Doomsley October 7, 2016

Dirty William 

Dirty William-The act of paying a man from Bodmin called Branok Jago Rowes to masterbate as you have anal sex with Filipino ships stewards whilst the theme from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory is played by meth induced buskers.

I”m never going out in Falmouth ever again. I got wrecked and ended up doing a Dirty William with Branok and those lads off a container ship. It were praaper ‘ansome but ‘ee has an arse like a Japanese flag today.

Dirty William by David Beatty May 21, 2019

Dirty William 

When a guy cums in your mouth after vigorously completing oral then eating your pussey and having an hour long makeout session

Guy 1: Last night we had such a dirty William

Guy 2: Did you lick in there really good?

Dirty William by Shlong licker December 5, 2020

Dirty William 

The highly erotic act of being filmed while receiving a handjob on the penis from one hand, whilst also receiving a handjob on the penis-hat from the other hand. The camera is angled from above in such a way that the human-penis ejaculate appears to be cumming from the hat-penis.

This activity is performed on a daily basis by many.

“Bro I saw that video of you, how the fuck did your hat cum on that girl’s face??”

“It’s the Dirty William dude, look it up. Everybody’s doing it.”

Dirty William by Karotix5 March 4, 2021

Dirty William 

Dirty William is the stain in your Underwear after a long day of hauling dirty boxes out of the basement filled with heavy paper after having large amounts of Taco Bell the night before and Letting out juicy farts on every other step.

Do you have another pair of shorts I have Dirty Williamed mine.

Dirty William by Big Red Daddy September 10, 2021