Dirty Vern Share definition Flag A dirty vern is a girl shits in a homeless guys ass crack and puts a 5 dollar bill in there This Can Be seen in downtown Vernon Bc Canada Last night I was coming out of the a&w on 25th and I saw a girl give a guy a dirty vern Dirty Vern by Wfd2003 November 2, 2020 Get the Dirty Vern mug.