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Dirty Timmy 

When a man has anal sex with a woman who has diarrhoea.

Optional: After he has ejaculated, he then lies down while she sprays the contents of her ass all over his face.

Advanced: During the intercourse part of this, the man shouts "TIMMAY!! TIMMAY!!!" while thrusting.
"Hey man, I did a Dirty Timmy with Susan last night. Oh yeah, she REALLY let me have it afterwards. Took ages to clean up though"
Words you can keep

Dirty Timmy time 

When you get horny so you fuck your bitch for mowing your neighbors lawn and instead of busting in her bust in the exhaust pipe of the lawnmower so she gets madd and fucks your Neighbor so you fuck her dad and her brother
Did you hear about John he pulled a dirty Timmy time the other night he was crazy

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)

A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.

Dirty Tammy

A female named Tammy that is the best lay you've ever had. Top shelf pussy, someone you can take home to the folks and call her your little porn star. Best you will ever have nothing even comes close. If someone does come close she beats her down with her large perfect breast's and rams her john holmes stap-on in there ass until they bow down.
Ive been seeing a grade A "Dirty Tammy!"

Dirty Tommy 

When a person of the male gender whips it out without permission and expects sexual acts in return. This can be done either with or without the proverbial wink and nod, although the wink and the nod has been proven to work more effectively in the males favor.
When Dirty Tommy drove me home, he just whipped it out and just expected me to go to town, but when Kevin whipped it out and gave me a wink and a nod, I gave him the best he's ever had.
Dirty Tommy by janedoe July 16, 2008

Dirty Tommy Jones 

a person who doesn’t have the ability to grow anymore then a few pubes on their chin and fucks girls after a night out on their period.
Boys guess what, just gave Jasmine Callen a Dirty Tommy Jones

Dirty Tommy 

A dirty tommy is a man who without consent slides his fingers in forbidden places while the other man/woman is sleeping
Wow you just pulled a dirty tommy on that lassie
Dirty Tommy by Gay Boi 9000 April 19, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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