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Dirty Timmy 

When a man has anal sex with a woman who has diarrhoea.

Optional: After he has ejaculated, he then lies down while she sprays the contents of her ass all over his face.

Advanced: During the intercourse part of this, the man shouts "TIMMAY!! TIMMAY!!!" while thrusting.
"Hey man, I did a Dirty Timmy with Susan last night. Oh yeah, she REALLY let me have it afterwards. Took ages to clean up though"
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Dirty Timmy time 

When you get horny so you fuck your bitch for mowing your neighbors lawn and instead of busting in her bust in the exhaust pipe of the lawnmower so she gets madd and fucks your Neighbor so you fuck her dad and her brother
Did you hear about John he pulled a dirty Timmy time the other night he was crazy

D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)

A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.

Dirty Tammy

A female named Tammy that is the best lay you've ever had. Top shelf pussy, someone you can take home to the folks and call her your little porn star. Best you will ever have nothing even comes close. If someone does come close she beats her down with her large perfect breast's and rams her john holmes stap-on in there ass until they bow down.
Ive been seeing a grade A "Dirty Tammy!"

Dirty Tommy 

When a person of the male gender whips it out without permission and expects sexual acts in return. This can be done either with or without the proverbial wink and nod, although the wink and the nod has been proven to work more effectively in the males favor.
When Dirty Tommy drove me home, he just whipped it out and just expected me to go to town, but when Kevin whipped it out and gave me a wink and a nod, I gave him the best he's ever had.
Dirty Tommy by janedoe July 16, 2008

Dirty Tommy Jones 

a person who doesn’t have the ability to grow anymore then a few pubes on their chin and fucks girls after a night out on their period.
Boys guess what, just gave Jasmine Callen a Dirty Tommy Jones

Dirty Tommy 

A dirty tommy is a man who without consent slides his fingers in forbidden places while the other man/woman is sleeping
Wow you just pulled a dirty tommy on that lassie
Dirty Tommy by Gay Boi 9000 April 19, 2020
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