Dirty Thoms

A Dirty Thoms is defined as a man who has multiple orgasms from being penetrated through his colon by a dog or pet of any kind.

My pet squirrel gave me a dirty Thoms the other day. I laid there after wondering how he was so industrious for being so small.

by Dirty Burkhart May 23, 2019

Dirty Thomas

When you spank a non-binary person's ass with a hand full of shit while calling them a bitch.

man my hand still smell like shit from that dirty thomas i pulled yesterday

by alexissssss.. December 8, 2021

dirty thomas

Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.

I ain't messing with that bitch, she's a total dirty thomas.

by ru-daddy January 3, 2011

dirty thomas

a guy who talks to you in french and tells you you're a model because hes too scared to say it

"J'ai appelé pour dire que tu es mannequin
i really hope you dont understand french"
that guy pulled a dirty thomas

by Larry4evermotherfuckers August 10, 2022

Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt

People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.

Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.

by EmJayee February 9, 2021