Dirty Thanos

Having sex with an Ant-man shapped butt-plug shoved up your ass while one partner mysteriously turns to fucking dust halfway through.

Becky: I had to shower for an hour straight last night because I got so much sand in my vagina.
Karen: Dirty Thanos?
Becky: Dirty Thanos.

Dirty Thanos by Din0digger March 22, 2019

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Dirty Thanos

when someone sticks a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up their gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly .

I was bored so i pulled a Dirty Thanoswith my gf last night

Dirty Thanos by Siriuslyfkinswag June 18, 2021

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Dirty Thanos

The act of pushing out kidney stones and calling them infinity stones

Dude did you do a dirty thanos

Yeah if hurt like hell

Dirty Thanos by KRYPTONITE SPIDER- BITE DYNAMI May 14, 2019

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dirty thanksgiving

when you cum on your lovers chest then lick it all up
a dirty thanksgiving

he shot his load on her tits, then gobbled it up like thanksgiving gravy, hence a dirty thanksgiving

dirty thanksgiving by Attitude November 2, 2007

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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