Dirty Strawberry
When a girl's asshole is so clean that you can stick a strawberry in it and then proceed to eat it out of her ass.
Dirty Strawberry by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs January 12, 2013
Dirty Strawberry
When you shave your little wigger, juice that puppy, throw away the seeds, splooge your partner (particularly a grenade) in the mouth, and squeeze the milk out of her floppy tits. Some may also call them, "sags."
My hooker friend Cinnamon got the dirty strawberry by Jorge the male prostitute after she got drunk and asked Jorge to shave her beastly chacha.
Dirty Strawberry by HarryVenus69 August 17, 2010
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Dirty Strawberry Cotsquat
This move is a combination of the well known Dirty Sanchez, Strawberry shortcake, Abe Lincoln and the Donkey Punch along with some "squating". Preferably, this move should be done at partner's parents house, while they are present, but in a different part of house.
This complicated yet effective maneuver involves the following:
1)Get head.
2)While getting head before you splooge, punch your partner directly in the mouth.
3)Splooge in her mouth, she will now have a combination of splooge and blood, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
4) Now your partner snowballs you and you fuck her in the ass.
5)Then, you pull out, spit the shortcake onto her back.
6) She'll turn around. you then proceed to punch her in the face, preferably in the eye or nose, (nose bleads easier, which will come in handy for the next step) until she passes out.
7)Then while she's stunned, skeet all over her face. (Again another strawberry shortcake)
8)Proceed to piss all over your partner's unconscious body, while singing Battle hymn of the Republic.
9)Shave pubes and throw all over partner's bloody, spoogey face.
10)Shit on partner where 27.268% of the shit falls in her mouth. And the remaining 72.732% needs to fall on her body.
11)Call her parents into the room. Tell them its "Super Important"
12)When they enter the room, proceed to splooge on them.
13)Then have partner claim it was their idea when they reach consciousness.
PS Dont forget to take pictures, for these will come in handy. Put them all over the internet.
This complicated yet effective maneuver involves the following:
1)Get head.
2)While getting head before you splooge, punch your partner directly in the mouth.
3)Splooge in her mouth, she will now have a combination of splooge and blood, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
4) Now your partner snowballs you and you fuck her in the ass.
5)Then, you pull out, spit the shortcake onto her back.
6) She'll turn around. you then proceed to punch her in the face, preferably in the eye or nose, (nose bleads easier, which will come in handy for the next step) until she passes out.
7)Then while she's stunned, skeet all over her face. (Again another strawberry shortcake)
8)Proceed to piss all over your partner's unconscious body, while singing Battle hymn of the Republic.
9)Shave pubes and throw all over partner's bloody, spoogey face.
10)Shit on partner where 27.268% of the shit falls in her mouth. And the remaining 72.732% needs to fall on her body.
11)Call her parents into the room. Tell them its "Super Important"
12)When they enter the room, proceed to splooge on them.
13)Then have partner claim it was their idea when they reach consciousness.
PS Dont forget to take pictures, for these will come in handy. Put them all over the internet.
Bob: Oh man, i gave Sally such a Dirty Strawberry Cotsquat last night!
Jim: There must have been shit all over the place!
Bob: Yep.
Jim: There must have been shit all over the place!
Bob: Yep.
Dirty Strawberry Cotsquat by Frankie Salomon July 6, 2006
dirty strawberry cheesecake
when you fuck someones ass so hard it bleeds then you cream pie them so their asshole is leaking cum and blood
i totally gave my girlfriend a dirty strawberry cheesecake last night for her birthday, she loved it
dirty strawberry cheesecake by Big Riche March 3, 2017
dirty strawberry cotsquat
a shot created at Arety's Angels in Pendacola, Fl, named in reference to the extensive sexcapade.
Poured drop in style like a car bomb, consists of Heineken, 1800 silver tequila, and tequila rose.
Poured drop in style like a car bomb, consists of Heineken, 1800 silver tequila, and tequila rose.
dirty strawberry cotsquat by Dr Hoolin June 18, 2016
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.