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Dirty Spiderman

When your fucking it from the back and you blow out her hip and you say the cum will fix your grandmothers hip
Grandma:OH FUCK MY HIP YA BASTARD
You:Grandma hold on you need the Dirty Spiderman
Dirty Spiderman by BIGBOIBOCE April 29, 2019

Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.
Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026