Place your nuts in a bowl of chocolate milk. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Make sure to drink the milk after for a great source of energy and calcium.
I gave my neighbour a dirtySarah this morning. He really enjoyed it and I started my day up better than Berocca performance.
A.) When person(s) violate succinct requests for privacy by gaining unauthorized access through the front entryway.
B.) When a man or woman (or both) engage in screwing their country, then wipe a collection of fecal matter on the faces of everybody in their social network.
C.) When rear entry is not an option, so person(s) violate by sneaking through the front door.
Hey, did you catch them giving their boss the old "Dirty Salahi"? They walked right into the company picnic like they owned the place....... AND they weren't even invited!
Hey, did you see the look on their friends' faces....... they had been "Dirty Salahi'd"!!
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*